Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Freak Show

In celebration and anticipation of starting my injections tomorrow, I just ate 2 HUGE brownies. I feel sick. But it was worth it.

In other news, here are two, um, unique - shall we say - search terms I just discovered that have led people to my blog:

1. "awful speculum"
2. "baby drinks asprin" (sic)

What kind of freak show am I running here, I ask you?!

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People of the world, please do not allow your babies drink aspirin. Side effects may include dry mouth, headache, nausea, vomiting, constipation, diarrhea, rash, sweaty palms, fever, genital itching and death. In clinical trials, babies who drank aspirin did not fare well. This blog is for entertainment purposes only and is not intended to replace the advice of your doctor or healthcare provider. If you suspect that your baby has drunk aspirin, please do not search this blog (or the internet in general) for counsel; turn off your computer immediately and dial 9-1-1.

Thank you,
The Trying Game